Well, I never thought i would hear myself utter these words, but my breasts are just too big now!!!!
I have always been adequately endowed in the chest area, even after I had my first son I was still fairly normally endowed.
I always thought I would love to have bigger breast, especially when one of my friends moaned about hers!! I thought she was mad, I though ‘How can you not want bigger breast!’
But after the birth of my second son, mine just seemed to keep expanding!!! Even after I stopped breast feeding.
How can this be?
It’s not like I’ve piled the weight on, I’m still only one size bigger than I was before I started having kids. And at 40 now I feel fairly lucky to be in the shape I’m in.
But I do not want my boobs to grow anymore!!! My LO is 11 months old now and it needs to stop!
I can’t fit into any of my blouses and the buttons keep popping off my coats!!!
And obviously my other half can’t understand what the problem is haha!
So I thought I’d write a poem about them:
My Big Boobs
My big boobs do wobble
at first it was quite novel!
But now their huge and bulging out
To find a bra now’s no doddle
My big boobs are huge
I can’t do downhill luge!
I not as streamlined as I used to be
I’d hate to be in a centrifuge
My big boobs aren’t bad
especially if you ask a lad
well their part of me, so I can see
they’re really not just a fad!